Spider in the Lampshade

Trust me I have never lied. But can you imagine my surprise, when in my lampshade I spied, where the largest spider in the world did reside!

At first I was dubious... and soon furious...but then I became curious.

It was all so mysterious.

Was the spider in the lampshade malicious? Or even worse vicious?

As I approached the beast it seemed quite calm and oblivious.

But what if it was carnivorous?

Did it view me as delicious?

Do I need to quickly become religious?

But to be serious.

Is it not obvious.

And a bit hilarious.

That the spider in the lampshade was merely fictitious!

Happy Halloween everyone!