Trust me I have never lied. But can you imagine my surprise, when in my lampshade I spied, where the largest spider in the world did reside! At first I was dubious... and soon furious...but then I became curious. It was all so mysterious. Was the spider in the lampshade malicious? Or even worse vicious? As I approached the beast it seemed quite calm and oblivious. But what if it was carnivorous? Did it view me as delicious? Do I need to quickly become religious? But to be ser